Having a little fun with today’s post. Not knowing how many blondes we have among our MSB lurkers, rest assured it’s all in jest ;)
Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
From eating with forks.
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, “It hurts everywhere I touch”. The doctor says “Everywhere? Show me what you mean.” She touches her elbow and screams “Ouch!”. Then touches her knee and yells out “It hurts!”. She touches her head and in pain cries out “Ouch it hurts! It hurts everywhere!”. The doctor asks, “Were you ever a blonde?” “Yes, I was.” she replies. “Why do you ask?” The doctor answers, “Because your finger is broken!”
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
Because it said ‘concentrate’.
How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde’s eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios?
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals. That night when he got home he told his joke. She says, “I’m not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me.” He thought for a moment and asked, “What is the capital of Massachusetts?” She quickly replied, “M”!